hijack.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

Leonidas: I've got a better idea. How about you shut up and bite my dick? That sound like a good plan to you[, Xerxes]?

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

bedpost

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Gellopez

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10 PM on the dot

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:00 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Daft Punk's Live at Coachella '06 performance

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

partying all day

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

a project I should be doing

9. What are you wearing?

a shirt, socks, and boxers

10. Did you dream last night?

like MLK, nigga

11. When did you last laugh?

all day every day

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

a lot of shit

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes

14. What do you think of this quiz?

meh

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

everything

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I know how to read

19. Do you like to dance?

fuck yeah bro breakcore rave party

20. George Bush:


ok


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

in Belgium so I can hang out with my nigga Taylor

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

I'll chisel your gravestone.

25.Tag five people who must also do this in THEIR journal: